第13章 God and Grandma

A little boy and his little sister were spending the night at their grandparents.

At bedtime, they knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of her lungs.

"I pray for a NEW BICYCLE...I pray for a NEW VCR..."

His older brother nudged the younger sister and said,"Why are you shouting your prayers?God isn't deaf. "To which the little sister replied,"No, but Grandma is!"

上帝和祖母

一个小男孩和他的妹妹在他们的祖父母家过夜。

睡觉前，他们跪在床旁祈祷。妹妹用非常大的声音祈祷着。“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新录像机……”

他的哥哥用肘轻轻地碰了妹妹一下，说：“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”

妹妹听了回答道：“上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！”