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You see those young Irishmen there, struggling like pigs at a trough to get their fill of German beer.That signifies a conquest of Teuton over Kelt more important and far-reaching in its results than the landing of Hengist and Horsa.

The Kelt has come to grief heretofore--or at least been forced to play second fiddle to other races--because he lacked the right sort of a drink.He has in his blood an excess of impulsive, imaginative, even fantastic qualities.

It is much easier for him to make a fool of himself, to begin with, than it is for people of slower wits and more sluggish temperaments.When you add whiskey to that, or that essence of melancholia which in Ireland they call 'porther,' you get the Kelt at his very weakest and worst.

These young men down there are changing all that.

They have discovered lager.Already many of them can outdrink the Germans at their own beverage.

The lager-drinking Irishman in a few generations will be a new type of humanity--the Kelt at his best.

He will dominate America.He will be THE American.

And his church--with the Italian element thrown clean out of it, and its Pope living, say, in Baltimore or Georgetown--will be the Church of America."

"Let us have some more lager at once," put in Celia.

"This revolution can't be hurried forward too rapidly."Theron could not feel sure how much of the priest's discourse was in jest, how much in earnest."It seems to me,"he said, "that as things are going, it doesn't look much as if the America of the future will trouble itself about any kind of a church.The march of science must very soon produce a universal scepticism.It is in the nature of human progress.What all intelligent men recognize today, the masses must surely come to see in time."Father Forbes laughed outright this time."My dear Mr.Ware," he said, as they touched glasses again, and sipped the fresh beer that had been brought them, "of all our fictions there is none so utterly baseless and empty as this idea that humanity progresses.

The savage's natural impression is that the world he sees about him was made for him, and that the rest of the universe is subordinated to him and his world, and that all the spirits and demons and gods occupy themselves exclusively with him and his affairs.

That idea was the basis of every pagan religion, and it is the basis of the Christian religion, simply because it is the foundation of human nature.That foundation is just as firm and unshaken today as it was in the Stone Age.

It will always remain, and upon it will always be built some kind of a religious superstructure.'Intelligent men,'

as you call them, really have very little influence, even when they all pull one way.The people as a whole soon get tired of them.They give too much trouble.

The most powerful forces in human nature are self-protection and inertia.The middle-aged man has found out that the chief wisdom in life is to bend to the pressures about him, to shut up and do as others do.Even when he thinks he has rid his own mind of superstitions, he sees that he will best enjoy a peaceful life by leaving other peoples'

superstitions alone.That is always the ultimate view of the crowd.""But I don't see," observed Theron, "granting that all this is true, how you think the Catholic Church will come out on top.I could understand it of Unitarianism, or Universalism, or the Episcopal Church, where nobody seems to have to believe particularly in anything except the beauty of its burial service, but I should think the very rigidity of the Catholic creed would make it impossible.

There everything is hard and fast; nothing is elastic;there is no room for compromise."

"The Church is always compromising," explained the priest, "only it does it so slowly that no one man lives long enough to quite catch it at the trick.No; the great secret of the Catholic Church is that it doesn't debate with sceptics.No matter what points you make against it, it is never betrayed into answering back.It simply says these things are sacred mysteries, which you are quite free to accept and be saved, or reject and be damned.

There is something intelligible and fine about an attitude like that.When people have grown tired of their absurd and fruitless wrangling over texts and creeds which, humanly speaking, are all barbaric nonsense, they will come back to repose pleasantly under the Catholic roof, in that restful house where things are taken for granted.

There the manners are charming, the service excellent, the decoration and upholstery most acceptable to the eye, and the music"--he made a little mock bow here to Celia--"the music at least is divine.There you have nothing to do but be agreeable, and avoid scandal, and observe the convenances.

You are no more expected to express doubts about the Immaculate Conception than you are to ask the lady whom you take down to dinner how old she is.Now that is, as Ihave said, an intelligent and rational church for people to have.As the Irish civilize themselves--you observe them diligently engaged in the process down below there--and the social roughness of their church becomes softened and ameliorated, Americans will inevitably be attracted toward it.In the end, it will embrace them all, and be modified by them, and in turn influence their development, till you will have a new nation and a new national church, each representative of the other.""And all this is to be done by lager beer!"Theron ventured to comment, jokingly.He was conscious of a novel perspiration around the bridge of his nose, which was obviously another effect of the drink.

The priest passed the pleasantry by."No," he said seriously;"what you must see is that there must always be a church.

If one did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.

It is needed, first and foremost, as a police force.

It is needed, secondly, so to speak, as a fire insurance.