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"No, sah, thanks to goodness I hain't, Mars Tom.""All right, we'll get you some."

"But bless you, honey, I doan' WANT none.I's afeard un um.I jis' 's soon have rattlesnakes aroun'."Tom thought a minute or two, and says:

"It's a good idea.And I reckon it's been done.It MUST a been done;it stands to reason.Yes, it's a prime good idea.Where could you keep it?""Keep what, Mars Tom?"

"Why, a rattlesnake."

"De goodness gracious alive, Mars Tom! Why, if dey was a rattlesnake to come in heah I'd take en bust right out thoo dat log wall, I would, wid my head."Why, Jim, you wouldn't be afraid of it after a little.You could tame it.""TAME it!"

"Yes -- easy enough.Every animal is grateful for kindness and petting, and they wouldn't THINK of hurting a person that pets them.Any book will tell you that.You try -- that's all I ask; just try for two or three days.

Why, you can get him so in a little while that he'll love you; and sleep with you; and won't stay away from you a minute; and will let you wrap him round your neck and put his head in your mouth.""PLEASE, Mars Tom -- DOAN' talk so! I can't STAN' it! He'd LET me shove his head in my mouf -- fer a favor, hain't it? I lay he'd wait a pow'ful long time 'fo' I AST him.En mo' en dat, I doan' WANT him to sleep wid me.""Jim, don't act so foolish.A prisoner's GOT to have some kind of a dumb pet, and if a rattlesnake hain't ever been tried, why, there's more glory to be gained in your being the first to ever try it than any other way you could ever think of to save your life.""Why, Mars Tom, I doan' WANT no sich glory.Snake take 'n bite Jim's chin off, den WHAH is de glory? No, sah, I doan' want no sich doin's.""Blame it, can't you TRY? I only WANT you to try -- you needn't keep it up if it don't work.""But de trouble all DONE ef de snake bite me while I's a tryin' him.

Mars Tom, I's willin' to tackle mos' anything 'at ain't onreasonable, but ef you en Huck fetches a rattlesnake in heah for me to tame, I's gwyne to LEAVE, dat's SHORE.""Well, then, let it go, let it go, if you're so bullheaded about it.

We can get you some garter-snakes, and you can tie some buttons on their tails, and let on they're rattlesnakes, and I reckon that 'll have to do.""I k'n stan' DEM, Mars Tom, but blame' 'f I couldn' get along widout um, I tell you dat.I never knowed b'fo' 't was so much bother and trouble to be a prisoner.""Well, it ALWAYS is when it's done right.You got any rats around here?""No, sah, I hain't seed none."

"Well, we'll get you some rats."