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In a man whom religious education has secured from licentious indulgences,the passion of love,when once it has seized him,is exceedingly strong;being unimpaired by dissipation,and totally concentrated in one object.This was experienced by Johnson,when he became the fervent admirer of Mrs.Porter,after her first husband's death.Miss Porter told me,that when he was first introduced to her mother,his appearance was very forbidding:he was then lean and lank,so that his immense structure of bones was hideously striking to the eye,and the scars of the scrophula were deeply visible.He also wore his hair,which was straight and stiff,and separated behind:and he often had,seemingly,convulsive starts and odd gesticulations,which tended to excite at once surprize and ridicule.Mrs.Porter was so much engaged by his conversation that she overlooked all these external disadvantages,and said to her daughter,'this is the most sensible man that Iever saw in my life.'

Though Mrs.Porter was double the age of Johnson,and her person and manner,as described to me by the late Mr.Garrick,were by no means pleasing to others,she must have had a superiority of understanding and talents,as she certainly inspired him with a more than ordinary passion;and she having signified her willingness to accept of his hand,he went to Lichfield to ask his mother's consent to the marriage,which he could not but be conscious was a very imprudent scheme,both on account of their disparity of years,and her want of fortune.But Mrs.Johnson knew too well the ardour of her son's temper,and was too tender a parent to oppose his inclinations.

I know not for what reason the marriage ceremony was not performed at Birmingham;but a resolution was taken that it should be at Derby,for which place the bride and bridegroom set out on horseback,I suppose in very good humour.But though Mr.Topham Beauclerk used archly to mention Johnson's having told him,with much gravity,'Sir,it was a love marriage on both sides,'I have had from my illustrious friend the following curious account of their journey to church upon the nuptial morn:9th JULY:--'Sir,she had read the old romances,and had got into her head the fantastical notion that a woman of spirit should use her lover like a dog.So,Sir,at first she told me that I rode too fast,and she could not keep up with me;and,when I rode a little slower,she passed me,and complained that I lagged behind.

I was not to be made the slave of caprice;and I resolved to begin as I meant to end.I therefore pushed on briskly,till I was fairly out of her sight.The road lay between two hedges,so I was sure she could not miss it;and I contrived that she should soon come up with me.When she did,I observed her to be in tears.'

This,it must be allowed,was a singular beginning of connubial felicity;but there is no doubt that Johnson,though he thus shewed a manly firmness,proved a most affectionate and indulgent husband to the last moment of Mrs.Johnson's life:and in his Prayers and Meditations,we find very remarkable evidence that his regard and fondness for her never ceased,even after her death.

He now set up a private academy,for which purpose he hired a large house,well situated near his native city.In the Gentleman's Magazine for 1736,there is the following advertisement:

'At Edial,near Lichfield,in Staffordshire,young gentlemen are boarded and taught the Latin and Greek languages,by SAMUELJOHNSON.'

But the only pupils that were put under his care were the celebrated David Garrick and his brother George,and a Mr.Offely,a young gentleman of good fortune who died early.The truth is,that he was not so well qualified for being a teacher of elements,and a conductor in learning by regular gradations,as men of inferiour powers of mind.His own acquisitions had been made by fits and starts,by violent irruptions into the regions of knowledge;and it could not be expected that his impatience would be subdued,and his impetuosity restrained,so as to fit him for a quiet guide to novices.

Johnson was not more satisfied with his situation as the master of an academy,than with that of the usher of a school;we need not wonder,therefore,that he did not keep his academy above a year and a half.From Mr.Garrick's account he did not appear to have been profoundly reverenced by his pupils.His oddities of manner,and uncouth gesticulations,could not but be the subject of merriment to them;and,in particular,the young rogues used to listen at the door of his bed-chamber,and peep through the key-hole,that they might turn into ridicule his tumultuous and awkward fondness for Mrs.Johnson,whom he used to name by the familiar appellation of Tetty or Tetsey,which,like Betty or Betsey,is provincially used as a contraction for Elisabeth,her christian name,but which to us seems ludicrous,when applied to a woman of her age and appearance.Mr.Garrick described her to me as very fat,with a bosom of more than ordinary protuberance,with swelled cheeks of a florid red,produced by thick painting,and increased by the liberal use of cordials;flaring and fantastick in her dress,and affected both in her speech and her general behaviour.

I have seen Garrick exhibit her,by his exquisite talent of mimickry,so as to excite the heartiest bursts of laughter;but he,probably,as is the case in all such representations,considerably aggravated the picture.

Johnson now thought of trying his fortune in London,the great field of genius and exertion,where talents of every kind have the fullest scope,and the highest encouragement.It is a memorable circumstance that his pupil David Garrick went thither at the same time,with intention to complete his education,and follow the profession of the law,from which he was soon diverted by his decided preference for the stage.