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RELATES THE HAPPIEST DAY OF SAMUEL TITMARSH'SLIFE
I don't know how it was that in the course of the next six months Mr.Roundhand, the actuary, who had been such a profound admirer of Mr.Brough and the West Diddlesex Association, suddenly quarrelled with both, and taking his money out of the concern, he disposed of his 5,000L.worth of shares to a pretty good profit, and went away, speaking everything that was evil both of the Company and the Director.
Mr.Highmore now became secretary and actuary, Mr.Abednego was first clerk, and your humble servant was second in the office at a salary of 250L.a year.How unfounded were Mr.Roundhand's aspersions of the West Diddlesex appeared quite clearly at our meeting in January, 1823, when our Chief Director, in one of the most brilliant speeches ever heard, declared that the half-yearly dividend was 4L.per cent., at the rate of 8L.per cent.per annum; and I sent to my aunt 120L.sterling as the amount of the interest of the stock in my name.
My excellent aunt, Mrs.Hoggarty, delighted beyond measure, sent me back 10L.for my own pocket, and asked me if she had not better sell Slopperton and Squashtail, and invest all her money in this admirable concern.
On this point I could not surely do better than ask the opinion of Mr.Brough.Mr.B.told me that shares could not be had but at a premium; but on my representing that I knew of 5,000L.worth in the market at par, he said--"Well, if so, he would like a fair price for his, and would not mind disposing of 5,000L.worth, as he had rather a glut of West Diddlesex shares, and his other concerns wanted feeding with ready money." At the end of our conversation, of which I promised to report the purport to Mrs.Hoggarty, the Director was so kind as to say that he had determined on creating a place of private secretary to the Managing Director, and that I should hold that office with an additional salary of 150L.
I had 250L.a year, Miss Smith had 70L.per annum to her fortune.
What had I said should be my line of conduct whenever I could realise 300L.a year?
Gus of course, and all the gents in our office through him, knew of my engagement with Mary Smith.Her father had been a commander in the navy and a very distinguished officer; and though Mary, as I have said, only brought me a fortune of 70L.a year, and I, as everybody said, in my present position in the office and the City of London, might have reasonably looked out for a lady with much more money, yet my friends agreed that the connection was very respectable, and I was content: as who would not have been with such a darling as Mary? I am sure, for my part, I would not have taken the Lord Mayor's own daughter in place of Mary, even with a plum to her fortune.
Mr.Brough of course was made aware of my approaching marriage, as of everything else relating to every clerk in the office; and I do believe Abednego told him what we had for dinner every day.Indeed, his knowledge of our affairs was wonderful.
He asked me how Mary's money was invested.It was in the three per cent.consols--2,333L.6S.8D.
"Remember," says he, "my lad, Mrs.Sam Titmarsh that is to be may have seven per cent.for her money at the very least, and on better security than the Bank of England; for is not a Company of which John Brough is the head better than any other company in England?" and to be sure I thought he was not far wrong, and promised to speak to Mary's guardians on the subject before our marriage.Lieutenant Smith, her grandfather, had been at the first very much averse to our union.(I must confess that, one day finding me alone with her, and kissing, I believe, the tips of her little fingers, he had taken me by the collar and turned me out of doors.) But Sam Titmarsh, with a salary of 250L.a year, a promised fortune of 150L.more, and the right-hand man of Mr.John Brough of London, was a very different man from Sam the poor clerk, and the poor clergyman's widow's son; and the old gentleman wrote me a kind letter enough, and begged me to get him six pairs of lamb's-wool stockings and four ditto waistcoats from Romanis', and accepted them too as a present from me when I went down in June--in happy June of 1823--to fetch my dear Mary away.
Mr.Brough was likewise kindly anxious about my aunt's Slopperton and Squashtail property, which she had not as yet sold, as she talked of doing; and, as Mr.B.represented, it was a sin and a shame that any person in whom he took such interest, as he did in all the relatives of his dear young friend, should only have three per cent.for her money, when she could have eight elsewhere.He always called me Sam now, praised me to the other young men (who brought the praises regularly to me), said there was a cover always laid for me at Fulham, and repeatedly took me thither.There was but little company when I went; and M'Whirter used to say he only asked me on days when he had his vulgar acquaintances.But I did not care for the great people, not being born in their sphere; and indeed did not much care for going to the house at all.Miss Belinda was not at all to my liking.After her engagement with Captain Fizgig, and after Mr.Tidd had paid his 20,000L.and Fizgig's great relations had joined in some of our Director's companies, Mr.Brough declared he believed that Captain Fizgig's views were mercenary, and put him to the proof at once, by saying that he must take Miss Brough without a farthing, or not have her at all.Whereupon Captain Fizgig got an appointment in the colonies, and Miss Brough became more ill-humoured than ever.But I could not help thinking she was rid of a bad bargain, and pitying poor Tidd, who came back to the charge again more love-sick than ever, and was rebuffed pitilessly by Miss Belinda.Her father plainly told Tidd, too, that his visits were disagreeable to Belinda, and though he must always love and value him, he begged him to discontinue his calls at the Rookery.Poor fellow! he had paid his 20,000L.away for nothing! for what was six per cent.to him compared to six per cent.and the hand of Miss Belinda Brough?